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"This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected."
Add a touch of sarcasm to your kitchen with this hilarious microfiber waffle weave towel—super absorbent, soft, and fast-drying! Featuring the witty quote "This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected," it’s the perfect funny gift for moms, friends, coworkers, and anyone who loves humor. Ideal for housewarming gifts, hostess gifts, birthdays, Mother’s Day, or even White Elephant exchanges. Practical, stylish, and guaranteed to get a laugh—because kindness takes time, but a great towel is instant!
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
"This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected."
Add a touch of sarcasm to your kitchen with this hilarious microfiber waffle weave towel—super absorbent, soft, and fast-drying! Featuring the witty quote "This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected," it’s the perfect funny gift for moms, friends, coworkers, and anyone who loves humor. Ideal for housewarming gifts, hostess gifts, birthdays, Mother’s Day, or even White Elephant exchanges. Practical, stylish, and guaranteed to get a laugh—because kindness takes time, but a great towel is instant!
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
"This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected."
Add a touch of sarcasm to your kitchen with this hilarious microfiber waffle weave towel—super absorbent, soft, and fast-drying! Featuring the witty quote "This Killing Them with Kindness is Taking Way Longer Than I Expected," it’s the perfect funny gift for moms, friends, coworkers, and anyone who loves humor. Ideal for housewarming gifts, hostess gifts, birthdays, Mother’s Day, or even White Elephant exchanges. Practical, stylish, and guaranteed to get a laugh—because kindness takes time, but a great towel is instant!
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.