"Telling a Woman to Calm Down..." Kitchen Towel
If you’ve ever tried to bathe a cat… you know. This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel says it all:
“Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.”
This high-quality microfiber towel brings function and sass to any kitchen, perfect for anyone who loves cats, chaos, and a good laugh.
Made from ultra-absorbent, fast-drying microfiber in a waffle weave texture, it's ideal for drying dishes, wiping hands, or just making guests laugh.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – High-quality microfiber waffle weave.
• Perfect Gift for Any Occasion – Great for Mother’s Day, housewarming parties, birthdays, or Christmas.
• Ideal for Home Cooks & Food Lovers – A must-have for bakers, chefs, and anyone who loves a funny kitchen sign.
PERFECT GIFT:
• Cat moms & pet lovers with attitude
• Mother’s Day or birthday gifts for sarcastic women
• Housewarming gifts for friends with a sense of humor
• Hostess gifts, white elephant parties, or Secret Santa
• Anyone who’s tried (and failed) to bathe a cat
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor and screen settings. I do my best to ensure that the images shown accurately represent the actual product.
If you’ve ever tried to bathe a cat… you know. This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel says it all:
“Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.”
This high-quality microfiber towel brings function and sass to any kitchen, perfect for anyone who loves cats, chaos, and a good laugh.
Made from ultra-absorbent, fast-drying microfiber in a waffle weave texture, it's ideal for drying dishes, wiping hands, or just making guests laugh.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – High-quality microfiber waffle weave.
• Perfect Gift for Any Occasion – Great for Mother’s Day, housewarming parties, birthdays, or Christmas.
• Ideal for Home Cooks & Food Lovers – A must-have for bakers, chefs, and anyone who loves a funny kitchen sign.
PERFECT GIFT:
• Cat moms & pet lovers with attitude
• Mother’s Day or birthday gifts for sarcastic women
• Housewarming gifts for friends with a sense of humor
• Hostess gifts, white elephant parties, or Secret Santa
• Anyone who’s tried (and failed) to bathe a cat
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor and screen settings. I do my best to ensure that the images shown accurately represent the actual product.
If you’ve ever tried to bathe a cat… you know. This hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel says it all:
“Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat.”
This high-quality microfiber towel brings function and sass to any kitchen, perfect for anyone who loves cats, chaos, and a good laugh.
Made from ultra-absorbent, fast-drying microfiber in a waffle weave texture, it's ideal for drying dishes, wiping hands, or just making guests laugh.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Super Absorbent & Quick-Drying – High-quality microfiber waffle weave.
• Perfect Gift for Any Occasion – Great for Mother’s Day, housewarming parties, birthdays, or Christmas.
• Ideal for Home Cooks & Food Lovers – A must-have for bakers, chefs, and anyone who loves a funny kitchen sign.
PERFECT GIFT:
• Cat moms & pet lovers with attitude
• Mother’s Day or birthday gifts for sarcastic women
• Housewarming gifts for friends with a sense of humor
• Hostess gifts, white elephant parties, or Secret Santa
• Anyone who’s tried (and failed) to bathe a cat
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Please note that colors may appear slightly different in person due to variations in monitor and screen settings. I do my best to ensure that the images shown accurately represent the actual product.
