"If Target Had a Bar..." Kitchen Towel
Let’s be honest—Target is therapy, and if they added a bar? Game. Over.
This hilarious funny kitchen towel reads: "If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect." And let’s be real, it’s every woman’s dream. Whether you’re a Target run regular, a Starbucks-in-cart veteran, or a woman who escapes to the aisles for a little peace and quiet—this towel gets you.
Made from soft, high-quality microfiber waffle weave, it’s absorbent, durable, and perfect for tackling kitchen messes… or just hanging up for a good laugh.
MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
• Target-obsessed moms and friends
• Mom friends who “just need one thing” (and leave with a cart full)
• Housewarmings, birthdays, Mother’s Day, or just because
• Funny hostess gifts that actually get used
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Please keep in mind that colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to individual monitor settings and lighting differences. I do my best to ensure product images are as accurate as possible, but slight variations may occur.
Let’s be honest—Target is therapy, and if they added a bar? Game. Over.
This hilarious funny kitchen towel reads: "If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect." And let’s be real, it’s every woman’s dream. Whether you’re a Target run regular, a Starbucks-in-cart veteran, or a woman who escapes to the aisles for a little peace and quiet—this towel gets you.
Made from soft, high-quality microfiber waffle weave, it’s absorbent, durable, and perfect for tackling kitchen messes… or just hanging up for a good laugh.
MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
• Target-obsessed moms and friends
• Mom friends who “just need one thing” (and leave with a cart full)
• Housewarmings, birthdays, Mother’s Day, or just because
• Funny hostess gifts that actually get used
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Please keep in mind that colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to individual monitor settings and lighting differences. I do my best to ensure product images are as accurate as possible, but slight variations may occur.
Let’s be honest—Target is therapy, and if they added a bar? Game. Over.
This hilarious funny kitchen towel reads: "If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect." And let’s be real, it’s every woman’s dream. Whether you’re a Target run regular, a Starbucks-in-cart veteran, or a woman who escapes to the aisles for a little peace and quiet—this towel gets you.
Made from soft, high-quality microfiber waffle weave, it’s absorbent, durable, and perfect for tackling kitchen messes… or just hanging up for a good laugh.
MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
• Target-obsessed moms and friends
• Mom friends who “just need one thing” (and leave with a cart full)
• Housewarmings, birthdays, Mother’s Day, or just because
• Funny hostess gifts that actually get used
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Please keep in mind that colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to individual monitor settings and lighting differences. I do my best to ensure product images are as accurate as possible, but slight variations may occur.
