"You Are What You Eat..." Kitchen Towel
Spice up your kitchen with laughter! This funny waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel is as functional as it is hilarious. Designed for maximum absorbency and quick drying, it’s perfect for drying dishes, cleaning up spills, or simply adding a fun touch to your home. Featuring the witty saying, “You are what you eat, so don’t be fast, cheap, easy, or fake!” this humorous dish towel makes a great conversation starter.
Ideal for food lovers, home cooks, and snack enthusiasts, this funny dish towel is a perfect gift for housewarmings, Mother’s Day, birthdays, hostess gifts, or a just-because surprise. Whether displayed on an oven handle, folded on a countertop, or gifted with a bottle of wine, it’s a must-have for anyone who loves kitchen decor with personality.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
Spice up your kitchen with laughter! This funny waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel is as functional as it is hilarious. Designed for maximum absorbency and quick drying, it’s perfect for drying dishes, cleaning up spills, or simply adding a fun touch to your home. Featuring the witty saying, “You are what you eat, so don’t be fast, cheap, easy, or fake!” this humorous dish towel makes a great conversation starter.
Ideal for food lovers, home cooks, and snack enthusiasts, this funny dish towel is a perfect gift for housewarmings, Mother’s Day, birthdays, hostess gifts, or a just-because surprise. Whether displayed on an oven handle, folded on a countertop, or gifted with a bottle of wine, it’s a must-have for anyone who loves kitchen decor with personality.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
Spice up your kitchen with laughter! This funny waffle weave microfiber kitchen towel is as functional as it is hilarious. Designed for maximum absorbency and quick drying, it’s perfect for drying dishes, cleaning up spills, or simply adding a fun touch to your home. Featuring the witty saying, “You are what you eat, so don’t be fast, cheap, easy, or fake!” this humorous dish towel makes a great conversation starter.
Ideal for food lovers, home cooks, and snack enthusiasts, this funny dish towel is a perfect gift for housewarmings, Mother’s Day, birthdays, hostess gifts, or a just-because surprise. Whether displayed on an oven handle, folded on a countertop, or gifted with a bottle of wine, it’s a must-have for anyone who loves kitchen decor with personality.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
