"I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend" Kitchen Towel
This premium microfiber kitchen towel is the perfect gift for anyone who’s socially exhausted. With the hilarious quote, "I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today," it’s ideal for those mornings when patience is thin and coffee hasn’t kicked in yet. Perfect for housewarming parties, birthdays, or just as a fun surprise for friends and family who appreciate humor, sarcasm, and a good laugh while doing chores. A great gift for the "I can't even" person in your life, whether it's for a coffee lover, a busy mom, or someone who enjoys adding a bit of sass to their kitchen decor.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
This premium microfiber kitchen towel is the perfect gift for anyone who’s socially exhausted. With the hilarious quote, "I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today," it’s ideal for those mornings when patience is thin and coffee hasn’t kicked in yet. Perfect for housewarming parties, birthdays, or just as a fun surprise for friends and family who appreciate humor, sarcasm, and a good laugh while doing chores. A great gift for the "I can't even" person in your life, whether it's for a coffee lover, a busy mom, or someone who enjoys adding a bit of sass to their kitchen decor.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
This premium microfiber kitchen towel is the perfect gift for anyone who’s socially exhausted. With the hilarious quote, "I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today," it’s ideal for those mornings when patience is thin and coffee hasn’t kicked in yet. Perfect for housewarming parties, birthdays, or just as a fun surprise for friends and family who appreciate humor, sarcasm, and a good laugh while doing chores. A great gift for the "I can't even" person in your life, whether it's for a coffee lover, a busy mom, or someone who enjoys adding a bit of sass to their kitchen decor.
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
