"Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today" Kitchen Towel
Keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum with this hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel! Perfect for adding a touch of sarcasm to your kitchen, this premium microfiber dish towel is ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and made to last. The bold black print stands out on the bright white fabric, making it a funny yet functional addition to any home.
Give the gift of laughter with this sassy, high-quality kitchen towel! Whether for yourself or a loved one, this towel is guaranteed to make a statement.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Premium waffle weave microfiber for maximum absorbency
• Machine washable & fade-resistant print
• Adds humor to any kitchen or bar area
• Ideal for farmhouse, rustic, modern, or minimalist kitchen decor
MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
• Housewarming gifts for friends & family
• Funny hostess gifts that stand out
• Mother's Day or birthday gift for mom, sister, or bestie
• Sarcastic coworker or boss gift
• White elephant or Secret Santa exchange
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
Keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum with this hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel! Perfect for adding a touch of sarcasm to your kitchen, this premium microfiber dish towel is ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and made to last. The bold black print stands out on the bright white fabric, making it a funny yet functional addition to any home.
Give the gift of laughter with this sassy, high-quality kitchen towel! Whether for yourself or a loved one, this towel is guaranteed to make a statement.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Premium waffle weave microfiber for maximum absorbency
• Machine washable & fade-resistant print
• Adds humor to any kitchen or bar area
• Ideal for farmhouse, rustic, modern, or minimalist kitchen decor
MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
• Housewarming gifts for friends & family
• Funny hostess gifts that stand out
• Mother's Day or birthday gift for mom, sister, or bestie
• Sarcastic coworker or boss gift
• White elephant or Secret Santa exchange
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
Keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum with this hilarious waffle weave kitchen towel! Perfect for adding a touch of sarcasm to your kitchen, this premium microfiber dish towel is ultra-absorbent, quick-drying, and made to last. The bold black print stands out on the bright white fabric, making it a funny yet functional addition to any home.
Give the gift of laughter with this sassy, high-quality kitchen towel! Whether for yourself or a loved one, this towel is guaranteed to make a statement.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Premium waffle weave microfiber for maximum absorbency
• Machine washable & fade-resistant print
• Adds humor to any kitchen or bar area
• Ideal for farmhouse, rustic, modern, or minimalist kitchen decor
MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT:
• Housewarming gifts for friends & family
• Funny hostess gifts that stand out
• Mother's Day or birthday gift for mom, sister, or bestie
• Sarcastic coworker or boss gift
• White elephant or Secret Santa exchange
PRODUCT DETAILS
• Image is skillfully sublimated onto the towel using a permanent ink that will not fade or peel over time
• Measures approximately 16" L x 28” W; product may vary within 1-2” stated size
• Features waffle weave texture made from high-quality microfiber
• Printed on the front, the reverse side is white
• Each towel comes beautifully packaged, making it ready to gift to your loved ones for any occasion
CARE
• Machine wash with mild soap in cold or warm water
• Tumble dry on low
• Do not bleach or use fabric softener
• Some shrinkage may occur
COLOR DISCLAIMER
Due to various monitor settings on your computer, the colors of this piece may look slightly different in person from what you see on your screen. I try my best to ensure that the image you see is as accurate as possible.
