"I Solemnly Swear...A Lot!" Kitchen Towel
🤍 SWEARING IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
Upgrade your kitchen with this funny waffle weave kitchen towel featuring the bold and cheeky quote: “I Solemnly Swear A Lot.” This absorbent and quick-drying towel brings the perfect mix of sarcastic humor and everyday function—because cleaning is better when you can curse under your breath (or out loud).
Perfect for gifting or keeping for yourself, it adds personality and sass to any kitchen, coffee bar, or housewarming party. Whether you're a mom, a cook, or just someone with a colorful vocabulary, this swear word kitchen towel is the statement piece your sink’s been waiting for.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sassy & Bold Design – A quote that says what you’re thinking
• Permanent Sublimation Print – No vinyl, no fading, no peeling
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, soft, and built for everyday use
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Folded, wrapped, and ready to give 🎁
• Instant Personality – The perfect funny kitchen decor or adult humor gift
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, sisters, or best friends with a sarcastic streak
• Funny housewarming or hostess gifts
• Coworkers who swear like sailors
• Mother’s Day, birthdays, or white elephant exchanges
• Anyone who adds spice to their life—and their language
🛍️ PUT THE “OMG” IN DOMESTIC GODDESS
Add this funny towel to your cart and bring a little sass, sarcasm, and functionality to your daily grind.
🤍 SWEARING IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
Upgrade your kitchen with this funny waffle weave kitchen towel featuring the bold and cheeky quote: “I Solemnly Swear A Lot.” This absorbent and quick-drying towel brings the perfect mix of sarcastic humor and everyday function—because cleaning is better when you can curse under your breath (or out loud).
Perfect for gifting or keeping for yourself, it adds personality and sass to any kitchen, coffee bar, or housewarming party. Whether you're a mom, a cook, or just someone with a colorful vocabulary, this swear word kitchen towel is the statement piece your sink’s been waiting for.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sassy & Bold Design – A quote that says what you’re thinking
• Permanent Sublimation Print – No vinyl, no fading, no peeling
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, soft, and built for everyday use
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Folded, wrapped, and ready to give 🎁
• Instant Personality – The perfect funny kitchen decor or adult humor gift
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, sisters, or best friends with a sarcastic streak
• Funny housewarming or hostess gifts
• Coworkers who swear like sailors
• Mother’s Day, birthdays, or white elephant exchanges
• Anyone who adds spice to their life—and their language
🛍️ PUT THE “OMG” IN DOMESTIC GODDESS
Add this funny towel to your cart and bring a little sass, sarcasm, and functionality to your daily grind.
🤍 SWEARING IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
Upgrade your kitchen with this funny waffle weave kitchen towel featuring the bold and cheeky quote: “I Solemnly Swear A Lot.” This absorbent and quick-drying towel brings the perfect mix of sarcastic humor and everyday function—because cleaning is better when you can curse under your breath (or out loud).
Perfect for gifting or keeping for yourself, it adds personality and sass to any kitchen, coffee bar, or housewarming party. Whether you're a mom, a cook, or just someone with a colorful vocabulary, this swear word kitchen towel is the statement piece your sink’s been waiting for.
💬 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
• Sassy & Bold Design – A quote that says what you’re thinking
• Permanent Sublimation Print – No vinyl, no fading, no peeling
• Waffle Weave Microfiber – Absorbent, soft, and built for everyday use
• Gift-Ready Packaging – Folded, wrapped, and ready to give 🎁
• Instant Personality – The perfect funny kitchen decor or adult humor gift
🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:
• Moms, sisters, or best friends with a sarcastic streak
• Funny housewarming or hostess gifts
• Coworkers who swear like sailors
• Mother’s Day, birthdays, or white elephant exchanges
• Anyone who adds spice to their life—and their language
🛍️ PUT THE “OMG” IN DOMESTIC GODDESS
Add this funny towel to your cart and bring a little sass, sarcasm, and functionality to your daily grind.
📐 PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: Approx. 16” x 28” (some variation may occur)
• Material: Waffle weave microfiber
• Design: Front side only with vibrant, permanent sublimation ink (no vinyl, no peeling, no fading)
• Reverse Side: White
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, tumble dry low
• Packaging: Beautifully packaged and ready to gift 🎁
🎨 COLOR DISCLAIMER:
Due to various monitor settings, colors may appear slightly different in person than
on your screen. I do my best to ensure the images are as accurate as possible.
